Barfmachen

Unpleasant. Literally, from the German "to make one barf." Stolen from [David Rakowski](https://ziodavino.blogspot.com/p/davys-lexicon_3.html)

Electric Meat

Institutional or organizational knowledge that was once true, but may not be anymore. From [Matt Might's Blog](https://matt.might.net/articles/electric-meat/)

I can do one thing once

An expression of one's limits. From a quote by Connor Challey.

Whole Geneology of the Contractor, The

A story told from the very beginning, despite the lack of relevance of the historical record to the current issue at hand. From Walter Jordan circa 2014, likely involving a story about a remodel.

Why bother? It's band

From the [blog post by John Mackey](https://www.johnmackey.com/blog/band-haiku/).